C-Grade ~ over 35s: Barnstoneworth United 2019
Fourteen seasons at Athletico Madrid behind him, Dave Sandercock joined Barnestoneworth United after leaving the transfer window open and letting the cat out.
Agriculture secretary for two term during the Obama administration, Matt Savaro was capped 14 times for Latvia before being spotted by Barnstonewoth United scouts.
Dual international for Australia in both ice hockey and three-day eventing, Charl Rudman came on-board with Barnstoneworth United during the Jurassic period transfer window.
Three seasons with Aston Villa and a Nobel Prize for geomorphology were all the prepaaration Wes Miller needed to take up the position as striker with Barnestoneworth United.
A series of world titles in single-scull kyaking and being named on the short-list for the 2011 Man Booker prize, caught the eye of Barnstoneworth United scouts who signed Andy Holmes for what's being widely reported as a seven-figure sum.
Vast experience as siege negotiator on three continents, is already paying off as Shane Dollery tackles the challenges of a midfielder for United.
Former dietary advisor and fashion stylist to the Dalai Lama in at least three generational embodiments, Nigel Hobden is taking the long view to success with Barnestoneworth United.
Simultaneously both an ancestor and direct descendant of the Saxon King Edward the Wise, Denis Tyrie has signed for another season with Barnestoneworth United.
Big data analyst and pioneering PNG industrialist Nick Mastrageli, came to United after a mid-season transfer deal with Real Madrid.
Former colonial secretary during the sunset years of the British Empire in India, Chris Jacobs is pushing limits of the salary cap at Barnestoneworth United.
A series of award-winning 3D documentaries now under his belt detailing the lower intestininal tract of the Blue Whale, Glen Harpley has on-loan with Barnes from Bayer Leverkusen.
After 268 performances as Alfredo in the New York Metropolitan Opera's staging of La Traviata, Andy McGuire is now enjoying the quiet life with Barnestoneworth United.
Four months after discovering cold fusion in a linear accelerator beneath the fiords of Milford Sound, Brett Hazzard is again pulling on the boots with Barnestoneworth United.
Combining a hereditary place on the High Court bench with the part-time position as creative director with the Australian Ballet, gives Dave Stinson all the time in the world to play with Barnestoneworth United.
Four Pulitzer Prize winning books wasn't enough for Wayne Stephens, who admits he needed the intellectual challenge of another season with United.
Linked to the Manhattan Project and the discovery of four species of numbat on Fraser Island, Michael Flynn joined Barnestoneworth United in a transfer-deal from the Vienna Boys Choir.
Prompted by a rare sighting of the Aurora Borealis over the Maldives to explore breakthrough moments in jazz fusion, Mick Carpenter is finding transcendence with Barnestoneworth United.