C-Grade ~ over 35s: Barnstoneworth United 2019
 Dave SandercockFourteen seasons at Athletico Madrid behind him, Dave Sandercock joined Barnestoneworth United after leaving the transfer window open and letting the cat out. |  Matt SavaroAgriculture secretary for two term during the Obama administration, Matt Savaro was capped 14 times for Latvia before being spotted by Barnstonewoth United scouts. |  Charl RudmanDual international for Australia in both ice hockey and three-day eventing, Charl Rudman came on-board with Barnstoneworth United during the Jurassic period transfer window. |
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 Wes MillerThree seasons with Aston Villa and a Nobel Prize for geomorphology were all the prepaaration Wes Miller needed to take up the position as striker with Barnestoneworth United. |  Andy holmesA series of world titles in single-scull kyaking and being named on the short-list for the 2011 Man Booker prize, caught the eye of Barnstoneworth United scouts who signed Andy Holmes for what's being widely reported as a seven-figure sum. |  Shane DolleryVast experience as siege negotiator on three continents, is already paying off as Shane Dollery tackles the challenges of a midfielder for United. |
 Nigel HobdenFormer dietary advisor and fashion stylist to the Dalai Lama in at least three generational embodiments, Nigel Hobden is taking the long view to success with Barnestoneworth United. |  Denis TyrieSimultaneously both an ancestor and direct descendant of the Saxon King Edward the Wise, Denis Tyrie has signed for another season with Barnestoneworth United. |  Nick-MastrangeliBig data analyst and pioneering PNG industrialist Nick Mastrageli, came to United after a mid-season transfer deal with Real Madrid. |
 Chris JacobsFormer colonial secretary during the sunset years of the British Empire in India, Chris Jacobs is pushing limits of the salary cap at Barnestoneworth United. |  Glenn HarpleyA series of award-winning 3D documentaries now under his belt detailing the lower intestininal tract of the Blue Whale, Glen Harpley has on-loan with Barnes from Bayer Leverkusen. |  Andrew McGuireAfter 268 performances as Alfredo in the New York Metropolitan Opera's staging of La Traviata, Andy McGuire is now enjoying the quiet life with Barnestoneworth United. |
 Brett HazzardFour months after discovering cold fusion in a linear accelerator beneath the fiords of Milford Sound, Brett Hazzard is again pulling on the boots with Barnestoneworth United. |  Dave StinsonCombining a hereditary place on the High Court bench with the part-time position as creative director with the Australian Ballet, gives Dave Stinson all the time in the world to play with Barnestoneworth United. |  Wayne StephensFour Pulitzer Prize winning books wasn't enough for Wayne Stephens, who admits he needed the intellectual challenge of another season with United. |
 Michael FlynnLinked to the Manhattan Project and the discovery of four species of numbat on Fraser Island, Michael Flynn joined Barnestoneworth United in a transfer-deal from the Vienna Boys Choir. |  Mick CarpenterPrompted by a rare sighting of the Aurora Borealis over the Maldives to explore breakthrough moments in jazz fusion, Mick Carpenter is finding transcendence with Barnestoneworth United. |