A-Grade Barnstoneworth United

Sam Sutton

Sam Sutton

Credited with the development of four key culinary trends of the eighties and nineties, Sam Sutton has swapped his chef's hat for a wing-defensive role with United.

Will Cooney

Will Cooney

Taking deep-sea Scuba diving past 200 metre limits, was a mere step on the journey of courage that led to Will Cooney signing with Barnstoneworth United's A-grade side.

Aaron Driver

Aaron Driver

Best known by fans for his cameo roles in all three episodes of the Lord of the Ring trilogy, Aaron Driver is continuing to forge new territory in the midfield with Barnstoneworth United.

Ibby Yunusa

Ibby Yunusa

A mid-career switch from playing as a tight-end with the New York Jets to playing first violin with the Berlin Philharmonic, saw Ibby Yunusa catch the attention of Barnstoneworth scouts, and his eventual signing with United.

Bill Foster

Bill Foster

Overlooked for the Gold Logie for his role in the cult seventies TV series Kingswood Country, Bill Foster instead broke into Aston Villa's starting eleven before signing with Barnines United.

Luke Masoti

Luke Masoti

Pioneer of Alaskan dog sled racing and winner of the Anchorage Iditarod championship for fourteen straight seasons, Luke Masoti, is keeping fit in the southern hemisphere Winter by running as a striker with Barnstoneworth United.

Tim Denham

Tim Denham

Years of tracking Grizzly bears through the sub-alpine meadows of western Idaho, gave Tim Denham the unmistakable scent and ruthless determination needed to sign-up for his fourteenth season with Barnies United in 2019.

Alex Elliot

Alex Elliot

Author of five Pulitzer Prize nominated crime fiction novels and the record holder for assists with Inter Milan, Alex Elliot made the leap to Barnies United during the January international transfer window.

Oli O'Gorman

Oli O'Gorman

Linked by DNA evidence to the Viking settlement of North America, Oli O'Gorman was spotted by Barnstoneworth scouts while playing eight unrivaled seasons with Blackburn Rovers.

Mitch Jacobs

Mitch Jacobs

Winner of the both the Archibald Prize and the Packing Room award in 1979 for his painting of broadcaster Phillip Adams, Mitch Jacobs was spotted by Barnstoneworth scouts while playing for the Kelowna Rockets in the British Columbia ice hockey league.

Kynan Lane

Kynan Lane

Nominated for the Nobel Prize for Politics for his work with the Trump campaign in 2016, Kynan Lane broke into the starting side at Chelsea before signing with Barnies United .

Matt Downer

Matt Downer

A record fourteen seasons as 3rd baseman with the Chicago Cubs was the preparation Matt Downer needed to cap-off a stellar career in polo, before joining Barnies United.

Nial Cummings

Nial Cummings

Long nights by the fireside listening to the traditional myths of the West African pygmy peoples, set Nial Cummings on a path of discovery as point guard with the Indiana Pacers, to a place in the midfield with Barnstoneworth United.

Lachie Peet

Lachie Peet

Months scraping through archeological digs on the outer Shetland Islands gave Lachie Peet the patience needed to secure a place on the wing with Barnies UnIted.

Harry Issacs

Harry Issacs

Part of the team developing the International Thermonuclear Experimental Reactor in France, Harry Issacs has dabbled with Premier League football on weekends with Everton, where he was spotted by Barnstoneworth scouts.

Tom Radnedge

Tom Radnedge

Credited with developing landmark improvements to traditional Moorish carpentry techniques, Tom Radnedge was spotted by Barnstonworth scouts in the 3rd row from the back at Wembley Stadium during the 1972 FA Cup final.

Damon Sprenger

Damon Sprenger

Matt Delaney

Matt Delaney