Ben Parker

Sky-diving into volcanos to capture the scientific readings that could turn around climate change, was among the highlights of Ben's star-studded career that saw him spotted by Barnestoneworth talent-scouts.

Matt Barr

Former CEO of three Fortune 500 companies, Matt Barr was ready for a fresh, high-pressure role, guiding Barnestoneworth Beyond Blue side through another season .

Brad Lynch

His fifteenth Sydney-to-Hobart behind him, Brad Lynch was ready for the bigger challenge of running out each week with Barnstoneworth.

Adam Radburn

After completing post-graduate research into the medical uses of mahogany in northern Tasmania, Adam Radburn played 14 seasons with Blackburn Rovers where he was spotted by Barnstoneworth scouts.

Jonothan Gooden

Gooden turned down an appearance alongside Oscar-winner Stanley Kubrick in a sixth series of 'Game of Thrones' to sign with the Barnestoneworth side.

John Barrie

Pre-season experience pillaging villages across three North Yorkshire counties with Leif Erikson in the 7th century, saw Jono Barrie catch the eye of Brighouse selectors searching for a gap in the backline left by the retirement of panzer commander Erwin Rommell.

Clint Ewans

Three Oscar nominations in four years for his roles in a string of science-fiction action movies saw Clint Ewan drafted into the Barnestoneworth side.

Mitch Fanning

Four submarine missions plumbing the depths of the Marianus trench set Mitch Fanning for the pressure of playing in the midfield for Barnies Beyond Blue in 2019.

Aaron Slendor

Promoted into the starting side after Arsenal's shock loss to Chelsea in the Europa League final in 1952, Aaron (Wombat) Slendor has put aside a promising future in knot management to sign with Barnstoneworth.

Josh Forrest-White

Nominated for three Wakely Awards and a Pulitzer Prize for investigative series of expose' articles about the Bhutanese Happiness Quotient, Joshua Forrest-White is carving out a new niche in the midfield with Barnstoneworth.

Ryan Kelly

A starting guard with the Chicago Bulls during their 1992 NBA championship season, Ryan Kelly was traded to Bournemouth FC in the Premier League before signing as a defender with Barnstoneworth.

Chris Davis

After pioneering four new neuro-surgical techniques at the University of Melbourne, including two involving nasal cavities, Chris Davis needed a fresh challenge, signing with Barnstoneworth in the March transfer window.

Kaeleen McCarthy

Alongside Jacque Cousteau as he invented modern SCUBA equipment and techniques, Kaeleen McArthy was spotted by Barnstoneworth scouts playing in the forward pocket for Hawthorn before signing as a midfielder.

Jackson Barrie

One of the few remaining signatories to the Treaty of Waitangi, Jackson Barrie is best known for his role in Liverpool's 2006 FA win and for signing during the January transfer window with Barnstoneworth's B-Grade side.

Josh Horsley

Fourteen years restoring the marble of the inner sanctums of the Taj Mahal, was reputed to be crucial in developing the patience and attention detail Josh Horsley draws on every week to deliver for Barnies in 2019.

Damon Moses

Two decades as back-up bass player with Aussie rock legends, 'The Angels', has delivered Damon Moses the intestinal fortitude to take in the challenge of playing as a defender with Barnstoneworth B-Grade team.

Paul Sentas

Overlooked for a position on Anthony Albanese's shadow front bench, Paul Sentas is instead renewing acquaintances with former Aston Villa team-mates in the Barnstonworth B-Grade squad.

Jeremy Hannan