A - Grade Barnstoneworth FC
A dual archery gold medalist at both the Tokyo and Melbourne Olympics, Jeremy Boulton signed with FC in a transfer deal with the Boston Red Sox.
Linked by DNA marking to the origins of fourteen different Scottish tartans plaids, Alex Patterson is settling into his new role with the FC.
Credited with the invention of the couch in its most modernist form, Josh Summerson joined Barnstoneworth FC from Tromso in the Norwegian Elite Serian league.
Welcomed to Barnies FC after being evicted from the starting side by Junventus in the Serie A on multiple charges of farnarkling, Nick Moran is making his presence felt.
Fourteen seasons on the ice with the Kelowna Rockets in British Columbia's hockey league was almost enough preparation for Grant Koch to handle the pressure on the wing for Barnies FC.
Nominated for three ARIA awards for his landmark work as a roadie with The Wiggles, Jack McGregor has begun settling the pressure of life as a striker with Barnies FC.
A product of the ATC Bournemouth youth academy, before switching to a major league baseball career with the Brooklyn Dodgers, Steve Kerr has what it takes to drive Barnes FC to new levels of excellence.
The youngest line-backer ever to sign with the Seatle Seahawks, Ben Giumeli has taken a break from RMIT's cold fusion research to play with Barnies FC.
A Nobel Prize nominee for his work diffusing ethnic tension on the North Botswanan border during the hog wars of the mid-1950s, Matthew Toedter is bringing that same sense of poise to his role as a defender with Barnies FC.
A starting guard with the Milwaukee Bucks during their 1971 NBA championship winning season, Zac Pavy has surprised Barnies FC scouts with his willingness to sign for less then a seven figure sum.
Experience in managing famine-relief with the UN in Africa took its toll after five decades, prompting Brendon's switch to Barnestoneworth.
After years as a senior political advisor to three Australian Prime Minsters, Jarryd McKenzie needed a fresh challenge : pulling on the boots with Barnestoneworth.
A single-handed crossing of the Antarctic accompanied only by three dogs and an ipod caught the selectors' eye and saw Matt sign with Barnestoneworth.
An 8-shot win at the US Open wasn't enough for Luke Boulton who walked away from his fourth year on the US tour to play for Barnestoneworth.
The winner of three consecutive series of 'My Kitchen Rules' Blake Boulton is no stranger to the pressure of competition and is settling-in well after his signing at Barnestoneworth.